Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

Hold Me Closer, Necromancer by Lish McBride (2010)
Young Adult Fantasy Fiction, Humor
ALA Top Ten Fiction Best Books for Young Adults 2011
7 out of 10
from Goodreads
Hold Me Closer, Necromancer is the story of Samhain Corvus LeCroix, Sam to his friends -- fast-food drone, college dropout and necromancer. Only he's just learned that last part. This story doesn't do anything particularly stunning with the genre (vampires, werewolves, fairies, witches, etc), but McBride spins an entertaining yarn and gives the readers fun and complex characters to care about. What I think I like best about the characters is that when Sam discovers his nature as a necromancer, his feelings don't feel false or contrived. He's confused and scared, but he's also got to figure stuff out because evil necromancer Douglas Montgomery is out to kill him and everyone he cares about.Sam is freaked out and upset, sure, but he have time to mope and whine. He needs to figure stuff out. He's also snarky without being a jerk and stressed without being off-putting (Harry Potter in The Half-Blood Prince, I'm talking to you).

McBride strikes the perfect balance between action and talky-talk. And even better, the story, while definitely set up to allow for sequels, feels complete, so if I don't get around to reading the sequel, I still have this great story to recommend.

AND this book contains the best euphemism for sex -- or the "no-no cha-cha" as the character calls it -- I've ever read. I really need to figure out how to work that into everyday conversation.

A small side note. Why is it that the authors of nearly every book with some sort of lore (vampire, werewolf, etc) feels the need to rehash the basics of said lore, especially in exposition? I understand if you, author, are deviating significantly from the tradition (we don't burn up in the sun, we *sparkle*), the need for a little bit of 'splaining, or if a character who has heretofore had no experience with the supernatural to get a little 'splaining in the dialogue, but really, don't we all know by now that werewolves can't abide silver, fairies can't abide iron, vampires can't abide sunlight, etc. etc. etc. ad infinitum? Especially in exposition.

Now, McBride handled this sort of thing really well. Most of the info was passed along in dialogue, to Sam, who needed to know, and it didn't take me out of the story except as a "this is something I've seen a lot" sort of question. Kudos! When I write a book about supernatural folk and inevitably include the very thing I'm questioning, I hope I work it in as well as McBride has.

I feel like I want to create a reference book -- no, a spreadsheet!-- that will just list every supernatural being and their strengths, weaknesses, etc. Something you could print out and use as a bookmark. Hmmm. I feel a project coming on! As if I didn't need more excuses to avoid homework.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Wild Robert

Wild Robert by Diana Wynne Jones (1989)
Juvenile Fantasy Fiction
5 out of 10

Fantasy and science fiction writer Diana Wynne Jones, perhaps best known as the author of Howl's Moving Castle, passed away today at the age of 77. I was setting out a few books of hers today at work and decided to take one home to read as I've never read any of her books. I probably should read Howl's Moving Castle, but I'm in the middle of other things so I chose Wild Robert, a novella, based strictly on the cover. Because friends, it is pretty much the most ridiculous cover I've ever seen.

from Goodreads
The story is not, as the cover would have you believe, about a rakish drag queen but a novella about a young girl whose family takes care of a manor home for the British Trust and as such must endure bus loads of sheep-like tourists. Heather, the daughter, is so fed up with the invasion of her personal space that the only place she can find solace is on the burial mound of Wild Robert, a young man accused of witch craft. Turns out Robert does have magical powers and he gives Heather what she wants-- revenge against the tourists and the gruff gardener. But as so often happens, when Heather gets what she wants she finds she doesn't actually want what she thinks she wants.
The story is charming and is a quick read and could be used for reluctant readers or in a classroom when you don't have time for a full novel.
But the cover, man. I mean, come on. Ridiculous.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Unfamiliar Fishes

Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell (2011)
Nonfiction, history
10 out of 10
from Goodreads
Dear Readers,
There are some really awesome Americans who do what they can to decrease world suck. There are some really lousy Americans whose only purpose in life is to increase world suck just as fast as possible. And then there are the rest of us Americans who sometimes do really great things and sometimes make really bad, really costly mistakes. To be fair, most of the really awesome Americans are, like you and me (and probably some of the lousy Americans), fallible humans (except for Glenn Beck, who is an evil asshole -- just sayin').

And then there's Sarah Vowell. Vowell has a wicked sense of humor and a fascination with the darker side of history. But best of all, she takes stories that on the surface may seem black and white or good and evil and shows her readers that really, history is made by flawed humans, with good and bad intentions. It is not made by angels or demons. To be sure, she doesn't let bad folk off the hook or sweep undesirable stories under the rug, nor does she hold people up as perfect paragons. She puts the humans who shaped history back together with the cold dates and facts, all the while managing to write a funny and engaging book. Unfamiliar Fishes, a history of the annexation of Hawaii, is no different.

Vowell takes us through the history of Hawaii from the 1779 death of Captain cook to the 1898 annexation of the territory. Her focus, though, is on the missionaries who came to Christianize the natives and the far-reaching effects of their arrival. For example, she writes, "Mills, Dwight, and the other men of faith who founded the ABCFM would use the empirical data and maps of European explorers like Cook and La Perouse to fan out evangelists across the Pacific to spread the fear of God as far and wide as Cook's men had spread the clap" (30). Yikes!

Later, she quotes one of the missionary wives. "Mercy Whitney's echo of Winthrop's sentiment, which was an echo of Paul's belief, is a crucial reminder of one of the finest principles of Christianity in general and New England's Congregational brand of Protestantism in particular. Scrape off every irritating trait that mars Mercy and her shipmates -- xenophobia, condescension, spiritual imperialism, and self-righteous disdain -- and they have an astonishing aptitude for kinship and public-spirited love" (52). Again, Vowell gets to the crux of the story -- that history and the people who make history are messy and complicated. The trick for us, then, is to see how we are messy and how we can make choices to be less so.

Further on, she writes, "For Americans, Acts 16:9 is the high-fructose corn syrup of Bible verses -- an all-purpose ingredient we'll stir into everything from the ink on the Marshall Plan to canisters of Agent Orange. Our greatest goodness and our worst impulses come out of this missionary zeal, contributing to our overbearing (yet not entirely unwarranted) sense of our country as an inherently helpful force in the world. And, as with the apostle Paul, the notion that strangers want our help is sometimes a delusion" (81).

What I like best about Vowell's books, after their playful and sharp use of language, is that she grapples with serious, dark and weighty topics in history -- assassinations, imperialism, Puritainism with a great eye to historical accuracy which she couples with the knowledge that humans are messy and complicated. She draws readers' attentions to the facts and to some of the many sides of a story and asks that, when you make a decision about a topic, you have taken a close look at the facts and thought long and hard before announcing a truth. She tugs at our emotions without pandering and makes us laugh without diverting us away from difficult truths, and I kind of want to be her. Barring that, I can't wait for her next book.

The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie

The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley (2009)
Adult Mystery Fiction
9 out of 10
from Goodreads
As I noted in an earlier post, I am not much of a mystery novel fan. I decided to give this book a try because it is one of the nominees for the 2012 Young Reader's Choice Award (YRCA), and it is my job to keep up on such things. And besides, when I read that the protagonist, 11 year old Flavia de Luce, is "an aspiring chemist with a passion for poison," well, how could I not read the book?
And the book did not disappoint. Not only was the mystery intriguing, with just enough transparency that I didn't feel like a complete idiot for not piecing the whole thing together until Flavia does, but the writing, unlike this blog, is absolutely exquisite. It is the sort of prose that makes one throw up ones hands in defeat. Why bother, one asks, when this is clearly how writing should be? A few examples...
In this section, Flavia is snooping in her father's bedroom, looking for clues. Bradley writes, describing a family manor home in which the de Luce family has lived for hundreds of years: The finely curved legs of a Queen Anne washstand seemed almost indecent beside the gloomy Gothic bed in the corner, as if some sour old chamberlain were looking on dyspeptically as his mistress unfurled silk stockings over her long, youthful legs (147).
I mean really! Why should I bother?
Later on, as Flavia prowls the old churchyard: There was also vertical strata. Five hundred years of constant use had given the churchyard the appearance of a risen loaf: a fat loaf of freshly baked green bread, puffed up considerably above the level of the surrounding ground. I gave a delicious shiver at the thought of the yeasty remains that lay beneath my feet (296).
I will never look at a churchyard the same way.
And the prose isn't so self-consciously aware of its own cleverness to get in the way of a darn good story. When I see books like this, that adults and teens alike devour, I have hope that the ills wrought by Twilight and its ilk will have no worse effect on the kids these days than a steady youthful diet of Babysitters Club and Sweet Valley High had on me.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Anne of Green Gables

Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery, first published 1908
Young Adult Fiction
1 billion stars
(original cover)
I love this book with an unreasonable passion. I must have been 12 when I first read it, and since then I've read the series through about once every two years. I can't properly talk about how much I love these books because there are no words. I cry every time I finish them (I'm wiping my face in between typing). I will love these books until I die.
I have never seen the movie versions, and by all accounts the CBC version follows the books pretty well. But I want to keep my visions of the book all for myself. Although the blog-queens at Forever Young Adult make a pretty compelling argument for watching them.
That's all. I am linking to FYA's book report because they can at least be funny and cool about it and I am still weeping a bit.
(My much-loved copy)

Monday, March 14, 2011

The Hidden Gallery

The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place: The Hidden Gallery by Maryrose Wood (2011)
Juvenile Fiction
7 out of 10

You know what there is far too little of in fiction these days? Wolves (not your shirtless teenage werewolves -- proper wolves) and children raised by wolves. Also, there is a dearth of plucky governesses. Thank goodness for Maryrose Wood's new The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place. The Hidden Gallery is the second book in the series, and in it, we find plucky Penelope Lumley, governess and graduate of the Swanburne Academy for Poor Bright Females (could such a lass be described as anything other than plucky? I think not), and her charges, Alexander, Beowulf and Cassiopeia Incorrigible, in the bustle of London. There they meet a playwright, a mysterious Gypsy fortune teller, a band of rogue actors, a judge who's not really a judge and the mystery surrounding the Incorrigibles' origins deepens.
I love how clever these books are -- clever without being all show-offy about it. The series owes much to its predecessors (Lemony Snicket, Joan Aiken, Lois Lowry's The Willoughbys, Charles Dickens) but doesn't pander to them, nor do they talk down to their readers. I'm eager to read the rest of the series. After all, the hunt is on.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Blogs I Love and Someday Aspire to Write For

As I mentioned way back at the beginning of this blog, I intended to have a record of sample reviews to show students when I eventually get a teaching job. But whatevs, my past entries have not been very Deb. They've been Miss T all the way, careful, leaning towards educational with pretensions of light literary critique. Also, they have been a little joyless. Or passionless as the case may be, except for that Kill Shakespeare review, and I mean, come on! Helena! Hermia! Hippolyta! Hero! Beatrice! Katherine! Cordelia! It's not hard, writers of the graphic novel. Wikipedia that shit. Seriously.

So, in the interest of getting back to writing like me and not some bland future school children, I've found a few new blogs I like. I'm continuing to follow such luminaries as Maureen Johnson, Libba Bray, Holly Black and John Green on the Twitter for bite-sized wit and wisdom.
But these blogs also provide much amusement and inspiration. And I can look at them at work without feeling guilty because blogs about YA Lit will help me provide excellent customer service and readers' advisory.

Forever Young Adult: My most recent discovery, my new fave. I love the drinking games, and from what I can tell, the most favorite of the books blogged about are my beloved Anne of Green Gables series! I mean, clearly I am not alone in my worship of Avonlea and PEI, but few of my actual friends, who I see IRL, have read the books. Fewer still have read my favorite of Montgomery's books, the Emily Series. Another plucky orphan, but this one wanted to be a writer, like me! Anywho, this blog = rocks.
from Goodreads
Bookshelves of Doom: Best. Blog Title. Ever. I like the mix of reviews and links to interesting articles, funny YouTube clips and a healthy disdain for Twilight.
(BoD showed me this little gem.)


The Naughty Book Kitties: Tie for best blog title! I came across the link to this blog on Malinda Lo's site, which I was looking at as research for my thesis prospectus/conference paper (if I ever stop being lazy). Blogger Brent also loves Holly Black. I don't know if the rest of our reading style meshes, but come on. Gotta love Naughty Book Kitties.
And now, to bed. I've got to finish book two in the Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place series. And yes, the higher ups at Harper Collins are being complete tools, but I have got to read this series (which I got from my library!) because if there's anything better than books with orphans raised by wolves and plucky governesses from a school for Poor Bright Females, I don't know what it is. (I really want to say, except for a social life, but this is a book blog, not a pity party. Wait, oh ... crap.)

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

American Born Chinese

American Born Chinese by Gene Luen Yang (2006)
Young Adult Graphic Novel, Fantasy
8 out of 10

"A tour-de-force by rising indie comics star Gene Yang, American Born Chinese tells the story of three apparently unrelated characters: Jin Wang, who moves to a new neighborhood with his family only to discover that he’s the only Chinese-American student at his new school; the powerful Monkey King, subject of one of the oldest and greatest Chinese fables; and Chin-Kee, a personification of the ultimate negative Chinese stereotype, who is ruining his cousin Danny’s life with his yearly visits. Their lives and stories come together with an unexpected twist in this action-packed modern fable. American Born Chinese is an amazing ride, all the way up to the astonishing climax." From Good Reads

I've been meaning to win this Printz Award-winning book for ages, and I was not disappointed. This book is ultimately about the identities we have put upon us, the identities we take upon ourselves and how we begin to reconcile them. This book's positive message about being comfortable with who you are isn't preachy, nor does it offer an easy way to find the balance between outside expectations and personal desires, for that is a never-ending process, but it shows readers, particularly the teens at whom this story is aimed, that if you can work towards the balance instead of against it, you will begin to find your way.
I highly recommend this book and would love to use it in a classroom someday. This is one of those fantastic graphic novels that strikes the right balance between text and image; the narrative never feels stilted and truncated at the expense of art, which is one of the reasons this book is perfect for all levels of readers -- struggling readers don't face walls of text and sophisticated readers will find the interconnected narrative of image and text. And it's just a darn good story.
Plus, there are monkeys in the story, and who doesn't love monkeys?

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Foiled

Foiled by Jane Yolen (2010)
Young Adult Fantasy Fiction Graphic Novel
5 out of 10

"Aliera Carstairs just doesn’t fit in. She’s always front and center at the fencing studio, but at school she’s invisible. And she’s fine with that . . . until Avery Castle walks into her first period biology class. Avery may seem perfect now, but will he end up becoming her Prince Charming or just a toad?" From Good Reads

Jane Yolen has written about a bazillion books, everything from picture books to amazing novels (like Briar Rose and The Devil’s Arithmetic). In Foiled, we meet Aliera, a champion fencer who is also a bit of a loner. Her life has been school and fencing. Then, when she is in tenth grade, she meets Avery Castle, the most beautiful boy, but a boy who is not as he seems. They become biology lab partners (hello Twilight). And when he asks her on a date, well, it doesn’t go as planned, and as this is a work of urban fantasy, things get strange.
I like that Aliera is a strong girl, sure of herself even if she doesn’t fit in, but she suffers from a bit of Bella syndrome (he likes me? why?), but unlike Bella, Aliera knows how to take care of herself when things go south.
I’m not sure if the flaws in this story are built into the format – graphic novels leave very little room for character development, and I always feel something is lacking, even from the best graphic novels. Or this is just a middling fantasy story. I know Yolen has amazing stories in her (like the two mentioned above), so I think my dissatisfaction is probably a combination of having higher expectations for both the author and genre, and the author didn’t quite meet my standards. Still, it’s a good story for teen and tween girls who need to see all the strong, complicated girls in lit possible.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Kill Shakespeare Volume 1: A Sea of Troubles

Kill Shakespeare: A Sea of Troubles by Conor McCreery, Andy Belanger and Anthony Del Col (2011)
Adult Graphic Novel
3 out of 10

"What Fables does for fairy tales, Kill Shakespeare does with the greatest writer of all time. This dark take on the Bard pits his greatest heroes (Hamlet, Juliet, Othello Falstaff) against his most menacing villains (Richard III, Lady Macbeth, Iago) in an epic adventure to find and kill a reclusive wizard named William Shakespeare." From Good Reads

I noted my reservations about books that mess with characters in the literary canon in the previous post, but I was still excited to read Kill Shakespeare, a graphic novel that pits Shakespeare’s greatest villains against his greatest heroes. Sounds like a really interesting idea. But this is where the book falls apart for me. Shakespeare’s villains = Richard III, Lady Macbeth, Iago. Yeah, I can dig it. But the author’s choice for heroes = Othello, Falstaff, Hamlet, and Juliet. Really?? Falstaff? Juliet??? Um, no. How about Beatrice? How about Katherine? Viola? Hippolyta? No? Never heard of these? Juliet was the first name you could come up with? The authors aren’t keen on keeping the historical timelines straight, so when Demetrius and Lysander show up, in a wagon with one lady, I expected her to be Helena or Hermia, but instead it was some chick named Adrianna. There is, as far as I know, no Adrianna in Shakespeare. I mean, come on! At least let Hippolyta in on the story.
I know that this will mostly bother lit majors, but it’s so distracting I’m not going to finish the series. The next time I want a Shakespeare mash-up, I'll try Prospero Lost or The Lunatic, The Lover and the Poet.

The Death Cloud

The Death Cloud by Andrew Lane (2011)
Young Adult Fiction, Mystery
8 out of 10

"It is the summer of 1868, and Sherlock Holmes is fourteen. On break from boarding school, he is staying with eccentric strangers—his uncle and aunt—in their vast house in Hampshire. When two local people die from symptoms that resemble the plague, Holmes begins to investigate what really killed them, helped by his new tutor, an American named Amyus Crowe. So begins Sherlock’s true education in detection, as he discovers the dastardly crimes of a brilliantly sinister villain of exquisitely malign intent." From Good Reads

I’m generally squeamish about books and movies that rework established literary characters, although it is hypocritical of me to be so. After all, I will see just about any James Bond movie (though that probably has more to do with Daniel Craig than the character). And I adored the recent film adaptations of Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey/Jude Law and Benedict Cummerbatch/Martin Freeman.
So despite my hypocritical misgivings, I was excited to read this Young Sherlock Holmes book, even though the cover model looked like Justin Bieber. Turns out, this book is a ripping good yarn. I figured out most of the crime pretty early on, although my version would have better than the twist because the twist was silly. Really silly. Still, I am eager to read the rest of the series